1 I've been sitting here for a while trying to think of someone to play Susie. The best I can come up with is (a younger) Cindy Williams. Hmmm...

2 Weird. I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie for Susie, and William Hung for Spork.

3 My first thought was Tom Hulce for Spork, then settled on Michael J. Fox. For Susie, I thought Sandra Bullock.

Victor, you're a rat! LOL

4 I have no idea what this nu mu deal is doing sounds like anti up in chinee poker game or a little miracle in the cow barn regardless im gonna comment because Stephen expects it of me ffrom time to time {not too often though } Ive been told I look like Jack Elam I dont think so except I dont clip my eye brows and have a beard
and possibly because my waistline expanded as a natural reaction to global warming and too many transitory liberals that wont go away go figuere how that works anyway Jack Elam isnt that bad an actor to play me even considering I havent a clue what this play is about but Im afraid Ill have to play him considering his death is very real Is there a part for a Mike Fink kinda guy in this play? or maybe I could shoot my guns in the backround or blow off a cannon or something in any event Im at your service I believe in life after death so I know if I get this part Jack will thank me for playing him playing me {cause he was dead} and will probably play cards or something and make { you are so ugly] Jokes Ihope theres beer there or Im in trouble just the thought is enough to make you consider atheism for crying out loud

5 I was thinking Sandra Bullock for myself, too! I must go tell Ted he's brilliant now...