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March 10, 2009

Democrat's Billboard Pwned?

I got an email from Jen O'malley Dillon, Executive Director, Democratic National Committee. She wants me to vote for my favorite headline for their taunt Rush Limbaugh billboard. I read through the list of finalists and I have to wonder if the whole silly thing isn't the latest victim of Rush's Project Chaos. The finalists, no doubt chosen with the blessing of The One (if he wasn't too tired to read the list) are:

American's didn't vote for a Rush to failure.

Then please explain the big hurry to pass the Stimulate the Grown of Government Bill. The One certainly does seem to be in a rush to cram his agenda down our throats. American's didn't vote for a Rush to failure but that seems to be what we're getting if the stock market is any indicator. Actually I like this one. I think it would be great sign for Tea Party.

Hope and Change cannot be Rush'd.

Again if that is the case, why is The One in such a hurry to fundamentally change the nature of America?

I actually know the answer to that. If he went too slow, people would begin to understand exactly what it is he is changing America into and he would no hope getting it done.

Failure is not an option for America's Future

I couldn't agree more, and I'm certain Limbaugh feels the same way - because he said so. I heard it. Eventually America will succeed. The One is just making it harder.

We can fix America, just don't Rush it.

We understand that America can be fixed and we know we can't rush the solution. We have to wait until at least 2010 to start making a dent in undoing The One's damage.

Rush: Say yes to America.

That's an easy one. I'm absolutely certain Rush would be more than willing to comply with this directive. He would say yes to individual liberty. He would say yes to individual responsibility. He would say yes to the American people. He would then say No to The One. No to the socialization of America. No the the expansion of government and the erosion of freedom.

I can say that with absolute certainty because I've heard him say all those things before.

I'm not a huge Rush Limbaugh fan, but I stand in awe of his ability to completely own the billboard the Democrats put up to mock him.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at 11:39 AM | No Comments | Add Comment