Fairfield, CT: The First Selectman announced today the successful test firing of a new short range missile. Dubbed the Wasp2, the missile is capable of reaching targets in Bridgeport, Westport and parts of Norwalk.

Asked if he was concerned about testing the missile on the day President Bush was speaking in Bridgeport, a spokesman said said the missile's stealth technology and special chameleon paint made the launch undetectable to radar or visual tracking.

When asked if the press would be able to witness future tests, Fairfield's spokesman said, "You just did. We launched 2 minutes ago right over there. Did I mention the missile is silent too?"

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