Fives and Tens

Pixie says the cure for Beal is the CheddarX. But it being the end of the week there is also the Friday Five. For a serious case of Beal, the only cure may be take them both.

Friday Five
If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

Asian. I love Asian food. There would need to be about 7 or 8 different dining rooms in my restaurant each with their own cuisine. Currently I would probably eat most often in the Thai room.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

Clues. There seem to be a lot of people who don't have one so the market should be great.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?

Political Fiction. I figure I could double sales by cross marketing it under campaign management.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?

Logic and Philosophy. Although I understand that the success of the school would be really bad for business in the store.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Other people's music. Because no one wants to hear me.

The Cheddar X

When I say:
Olympics, you say? = Waste of cash
Politics = Lying for fun and profit
John Kerry = See Politics
George Bush = Strong leader - see Politics
Osama = Not a form of death slow and painful enough
Same-sex marriage = whatever
Todd Bertuzzi = Todd is a nice name
Barry Bonds = Poster boy for steroids
The Passion of the Christ = yawn
Beach = babes
Britney Spears = gives pop sluts a bad name
Paris Hilton = why is she anything?
Microsoft = never touch the stuff
France = I couldn't care less
Hans Blix = Inspector Clusuea
Linux = the anti-microsoft
MTV = what does the M stand for?
Outsource = having someone else mow my lawn
Hummer H2 = what's the point?
Honor = a rare gem
Love = a rarer gem
Courteney Love = trying desperately to hang on the 15 minutes of undeserved fame she got from her husband's shotgun act.

That was fun.

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