The great and powerful master Jedi Yoda famously said, "There is no try. Only do or do not."

Sure, he can lift a two ton space ship with his mind, but Yoda never sat his little green butt down on the couch, tuned in the Democratic Convention and faced a lineup of speakers including, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Bill Clinton. All on the same night. It was more than I could take.

Actually Carter was more than I could take. So I played the time delay game. Scrolling through all the coverage to see how many times you can hear the same sentence. I think at one point I heard a sentence from Carter's speech on Sponge Bob. Or was it that I heard a line from Sponge Bob in Carter's speech.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at 04:40 AM | No Comments | Add Comment