February 27, 2007

In the Footprints of Giants

They say that a man's shoe size is directly relates to the size of his...

So after reading about The Al Goracle's gigantic footprint I went and found carbon footprint calculator. I had to compare because that's what guys do.

I hate to admit it, but compared to The Al Goracle I have a very small footprint.

Excuse me, there are some lights that aren't turned on in the other room.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at 01:38 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment


1 So I guess you didn't measure up, huh? Oh, That's so funny! I just couldn't resist! Is it really what guys do?

Women never compare boobies... ever. We compare other things, but never boobies.

Posted by: michele at February 27, 2007 04:05 PM (Lrt1F)

2 Classic joke, Michele:

Two guys are standing on a bridge, taking a leak. The first guy says, "Man, that water is cold!" The other guy says, "Deep too."

Posted by: Ted at February 28, 2007 02:14 AM (B+qrE)

3 You may have smaller feet than AlGore, but at least you walk around with your ego in check.

But, I came in here to give you really good news of great joy!

A new political party is being offered to the tens of millions of Americans who feel that both the Republican party and the Democrat party have NOT led them to achieve what they really want our government to do for them.

We want our borders secured and our immigration laws ENFORCED NOW! We want tax reform-and we want it ASAP! We want much more efficient, innovative and effective SMALLER government that gives us more bang for our hard-earned buck. We want Senate rules that currently do not allow an up or down vote for all executive appointment to the federal judiciary changed to allow a constitutional up or down vote. We want our second amendment right to keep and BEAR arms VIGILANTLY protected! We believe America’s best and brightest days are YET to come! We yearn for REAL change that PRODUCES real results that truly satisfies our good desires for our families, America’s future and our posterity. And, we want it all RIGHT NOW!

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Posted by: Denny at February 28, 2007 03:34 PM (7qSs3)

4 What? The size of a man's feet is directly proportionate to the size of his self-delusions?

;-)

Posted by: David at February 28, 2007 05:52 PM (x0U1G)

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