Found at LLama Butchers and since I lack the energy for anything else...

What curse word do you use the most?
Shit.

Do you own an iPod?
Yes. It was given to me by a close friend.

Who on your MySpace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?
I don't think I've ever been to My Space. What it is some sort of AOL of blogging?

What time is your alarm clock set for?
6:00. But I usually wake up before it does.

What color is your room?
A deep tropical blue with green trim, dark wood floors. I's an island ting mahn.

Flip flops or sneakers?
If I must wear anything, Topsiders.

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take.

What was the last movie you watched?
A Few Good Men. But it was on broadcast and it kind of sucked with commercials and a lack of colorful language.

Do any of your friends have children?
Most of them.

Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No but I've been accused of procrastinating.

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia

What CD is currently in your CD player?
Empty - see #2.

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I prefer chocolate though drinking any milk is not kind to my digestive tract so I don't.

Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yes.

Have you ever given someone a hickey?
A gentleman doesn't tell.

Who was the last person to call you?
Someone trying to sell me a mortgage.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I couldn't care less.

Did you watch cartoons as a child?
I watch them as an adult too.

How many siblings do you have?
Three.

Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Not shy at all but a tendency to be quiet and anti-social in general.

What movie do you know every line to?
Top Gun

Do you own any band t-shirts?
I had a t-shirt of the Dark Side of The Moon album cover.

What is your favorite salad dressing?
Olive oil and Balsamic vinaigrette.

Do you read for fun?
In the few rare moments I have the chance, In other words in the bathroom.

Do you cry a lot?
Almost never.

Who was the last person to text message you?
What's a text message? I get emails without pictures - does that count?

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Three laptops two desktops (O.K. one of the laptops is the original Mac Portable and I'm not sure it still works. Technically the PowerBook belongs to my employer. One of the Desktops is an old Mac Performa that doesn't work anymore.)

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I pierced my hand with an Exacto knife once but I took it out and the hole closed up.

What is the weather like?
Hazy, Hot and Humid.

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Covered? Definitely not. I have nothing against tattoos but the likelihood that I would have anything in common with a person covered with tattoos is very very small. Besides my wife doesn't let me date.

Is sex before marriage wrong?
I've never been wrong before, so it must be right.

When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Four years ago when we moved I slept on a mattress on the dining room floor. The kids were in the bed with my wife until I got their rooms ready.

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I seem to be doing pretty good on 5 - 6.

Are you in love or lust?
Yes.

Are your days full and fast-paced?
I slow down long enough to get more coffee.

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
I only care about the taste of what is inside.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
44

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Not picky enough. Where did I put that Strunk and White?

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope.

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Accidents of birth have little to do with how well I get along with anybody. Levels of stupidity and assholishness are far more determinative.

Do you like cottage cheese?
No. But I did sample a nice brie while visiting a friend's cottage.

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
I don't know I'm asleep when it happens.

Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Yes. I've gotten some good bargains - and I have this need to be wearing antique sunglasses that eBay seems to fill nicely.

Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Sometimes.

What song did you last sing out loud?
I don't remember. Probably Happy Birthday

What is your favorite TV show?
My current favorite - House.

Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?
Ronald Reagan

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Presenting some ad concepts to the president of the company tomorrow - I anticipate a few around lunch.

What one thing do you wish you had?
A sudden influx of capital precisely equal to my total debt.

Favorite lyrics?
That is too dependent on time and mood to pick just one.

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