March 02, 2012

My Right to Mental Health

Mental health is just as important as physical health and if healthcare is a right that must mean mental health is a right. Therefore I can claim that my mental health must be maintained and that because securing my mental health is costly, I could go broke paying for it, it should be provided to me for free.


Here's what it would take to secure my peace of mind and make me happy.

Standard J/24 Base Boat
Faired Keel and Rudder finished in Epoxy Primer
Topsides in White Gelcoat
Single Axle Galvanized Trailer, Lift off
Choice of North or Quantum class sails
$49,900.00

Faired Epoxy Bottom $3,500.00
Tiller Upgrade to Karl's Boat Shop $375.00
Spinnaker Pole Upgrade to Carbon Pole $390.00
Spinnaker Launching Bag (installed) $150.00
Tacktick Race Master Compass $999.00
Outboard Motor, Mecury 4hp, 4 stroke, long shaft $1,085.00
J24 Equipment Package $450.00
Rudder Cover $170.00
Keel Cover $220.00
Tiller Cover $62.00
Mast Bag with cutouts and zipper $340.00
Deck cover with skirt $1,330.00
Rachet Straps (pair) $45.00
Lifting Strap $52.00
Tandem Axle Upgrade $570.00
Bow Stop and Ladder $190.00
Forward mast Carrier $85.00
Rear Stabilizing Jack (each) $75.00
Front Coupler Anti-Theft Lock $30.00
LED Light Package $90.00
Tire upgrade to Goodyear Marathon $170.00
Spare Tire Upgrade and Mount $215.00
Float Off Upgrade with Brakes $1,275.00


Total
$60,868

Club membership and regatta fees will be another additional $5,000 per year. I will also require a vehicle with adequate towing capacity that's another $30,000. Associated taxes and insurances probably another $10,000 per year.

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like the hull to be blue.

Thank you.

P.S. Do this for me and I promise to name the boat Fluke.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at 09:18 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment


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Posted by: Equilibrium at March 05, 2012 02:39 AM (6B5OX)

2 Torpedoes would be good.  

Posted by: garfish at March 10, 2012 11:37 PM (l0tYL)

3 If it was a bigger boat I'd have room for sharks with laser beams!

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at March 11, 2012 08:57 AM (xW7+6)

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