January 13, 2005
Spork Sighting
Today was a great day to go out for lunch. It was unseasonably warm and the dense fog provided good cover if you were gone more than the alloted hour. On the way back to the office I spotted Tuning Spork walking along the Post Road. I was not driving so I did not have access to the horn and unfortunately the power windows were locked so as we drove by mere feet away Spork was unaware of the passenger in the blue Buick frantically waving and shouting his name!
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at 01:22 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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D'oh! Where abouts on the Post Road was that? I had to go to the Milford green to go to the bank since the branch right near work has closed up shop. I didn't want to wait nearly an hour for the next bus back, so I walked back to work from there.
Now that I think about it, I do seem to have a vague recallection of hearing someone shouting something from a passing car. I think I was just passing by either Burger King or Town Fair Tire at the time. In fact, I think I gave a glance back...
Now that I think about it, I do seem to have a vague recallection of hearing someone shouting something from a passing car. I think I was just passing by either Burger King or Town Fair Tire at the time. In fact, I think I gave a glance back...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 13, 2005 03:21 PM (NE1ss)
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Damn, that's quite a hike!
I think it was much closer to your work. We were maybe 1.5 lights past East.
I think it was much closer to your work. We were maybe 1.5 lights past East.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 13, 2005 03:26 PM (U3CvV)
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Hey seuss xmas !!! you and the sporkstress are really URBAN spork said she had go to this Millfred Green guy for directions to the bank cause a branch fell on her and she bruised her arm she went to the other bank and when she walked in and they said were sorry we just closed so youll have to spend the night here and they all left for home and said bye she said well cant I go too ? and they all turned theyre heads back at once and said.... NO will be here in the morning you can imagine her frustrtion at this point all she had wanted from the bank was to make a simple deposit and now she had to sleep on the floor until 10am the next day just because she had bad timing
spork now became forking peed she tried to make her own deposit but everything was locked up theyre wasnt eve any deposit envelopes like they have outside spork was thinking im gonna get these bastards when they show for work Ill put those cannisters with die in em up each one of theyre butts respectively she found the cabenent behind the counter that had these cannisters and stashed three in her purse she went to the front door to rehearse what she had planned for the morning she yanked at the door because thats what she had planned for the next day it swung open and hit her in the face {what the hell] It was never locked in the first place get real whos gonna lock somebody in a bank for crying out loud but sporkster still has those cannisters so be nice who Knows what else she has she was in the bank for over an hour in my calcullations ps you did good sporkmeister my favorite president is millword Fillmore I saw bb king cream steve miller THE BAND janis joplin tower of power johnny winters ian thomas miles davis the Frank Zappa stevie winwood and Horace Grumpleworth all in his concert hall what a guy
spork now became forking peed she tried to make her own deposit but everything was locked up theyre wasnt eve any deposit envelopes like they have outside spork was thinking im gonna get these bastards when they show for work Ill put those cannisters with die in em up each one of theyre butts respectively she found the cabenent behind the counter that had these cannisters and stashed three in her purse she went to the front door to rehearse what she had planned for the morning she yanked at the door because thats what she had planned for the next day it swung open and hit her in the face {what the hell] It was never locked in the first place get real whos gonna lock somebody in a bank for crying out loud but sporkster still has those cannisters so be nice who Knows what else she has she was in the bank for over an hour in my calcullations ps you did good sporkmeister my favorite president is millword Fillmore I saw bb king cream steve miller THE BAND janis joplin tower of power johnny winters ian thomas miles davis the Frank Zappa stevie winwood and Horace Grumpleworth all in his concert hall what a guy
Posted by: skinner butt at January 15, 2005 12:26 AM (3Fz95)
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Is skinner a comment bot? Just askin' for no reason...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 16, 2005 03:31 PM (CrEda)
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I'm not exactly sure, but when his comments approach standard English, and are within shouting distance of reality, he can be interesting.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 16, 2005 04:12 PM (U3CvV)
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Im not sure what I am either but if Im a comment BOT ? THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN BE without the slightest indication that you are which puts me right in there { if I do categorize} with P in the As , actually Im just a bored old fart with not a hell of alot to do what is a comment bot maybe its something I could do professionally and whats it pay ?????
Posted by: skinbottom at January 16, 2005 07:23 PM (Og169)
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