April 26, 2011
The Survey Says...
One of my favorite parts of the pre-election season is the various pleas for cash disguised as surveys. We're supposed to expect they actually give a damn what we think when in truth if you send back the survey with a check they throw away the survey because they got what they really want, and if you send back the survey without a check they throw away the survey because they don't care about the content of your envelope if there's no check in it.
The first one to hit my mailbox is titled "2011 Speaker's Survey: A project of FRIENDS OF JOHN BOEHNER." My first instinct is to wonder why the Democrats are sending out a fundraiser for Boehner, but I figured it was probably some other friends.
Since I'm definitely not sending any money and it seems like a waste of time to fill out a survey that is going to be tossed unread into some political hack's recycle bin, I thought I'd answer the questions here so at least one or two other people might actually read it.
PART 1. Setting Our Priorties
Please rank in order of importance (1-10) the issues you would like the Speaker of the House John Beonher to focus on: (note: growing a pair and developing a spine weren't even on the list)
Removing government barriers to job creation
1. You had me at "removing government." Just edit it down to those two words and do it whenever possible.
Cutting spending and stopping tax hikes
1. I know I have two things marked as the number one priority but once you edit the first one down to "Removing Government" this really becomes part of that one.
Repealing Obamacare and starting over
1. Again if by starting over you mean removing government and allowing a truly free market in healthcare then it's really still just the same thing.
Oversight of the Obama Administration
2. (they can't all be number one can they?) This would be great but you might want to refer to the earlier note regarding growing a pair and developing a spine.
Keeping our nation secure
1-10. This is one of the things the constitution says you are supposed to do. If you focused on this instead of all the other stuff you're not supposed to be doing that would be fine with me.
Improving education (K-12)
1 or 0. If by improving education you mean getting rid of the department of education, go for it. If you mean further federal entanglement in what should be a state, local and parental issue then just don't do anything.
Lowering energy costs to help create new jobs
Again go back to the first response. Don't try to fix anything just reduce government and let real people take care of the rest.
Securing our borders and opposing amnesty.
Do you even have to ask. Securing our borders is part of that whole Keeping Our nation Secure question you asked earlier. As for the mass forgiveness of illegal activity, it's bad enough when you clowns do it for yourselves don't do it for a few million others.
Defending American Values
What exactly are you talking about This is so vague as to be utterly meaningless. I'm kind of hoping you mean that limited government value but I suspect this is a code for the religious right and you just don't want to mention the Defense of Marriage Act and abortion because you haven't grown a pair or developed a spine.
Making Congress more open and accountable
Tell you what I think; if you did a good enough job at the whole "removing government" thing you could make congress mostly irrelevant. But I'd settle for making EVERY law you pass applicable to members of Congress.
Other
You made a big show of reading the Constitution at the start of the legislative session. Go back and do it again because you're still not doing it right.
PART 2 Creating New Jobs
(This section offers a choice of "yes." "no" or "no opinion." It's a safe bet I'm not going to answer "no opinion. I could answer this entire section just by saying the only jobs the government can create are jobs eorking for the government. We've already established that I'd rather remove government than add government. But I'll answer the questions any way.)
2. Do you believe massive government spending is the best way to improve the nation's economy and create good jobs?
I don't believe massive government spending is the answer to anything with the possible exception of National Defense.
3.Should Republicans work to remove barriers to job creation and stop job-killing bills like "card check?"
Republicans should work to remove barriers to individual liberty and individual responsibility. Work toward limiting government to its Constitutional authority and we'll take care of the rest.
4. Should Republicans require Congressional approval for all new major regulations written by federal bureaucrats?
NO. Republicans should reform government so that unelected federal bureaucrats are not writing major regulations. Making laws is a legislative responsibility. If it's a major regulation it should be an act of Congress. Stop abdicating Congressional authority and responsibility and do you damned jobs.
5. Should small businesses be given a tax deduction of 20 percent to help spur investment and new hiring?
NO. The tax code should be a means for funding the necessary operations of the government it should be a tool for social and economic engineering experiments. Stop dicking around with the economy and people's lives.
6. Do you believe higher taxes are good for the economy?
See the answer above use the tax code to fund the necessary functions of the government. Then leave us alone.
7. Do you support cutting federal spending back to "pre-stimulus," pre bailout levels, and imposing a hard cap on spending to save hundreds of billions of dollars?
Absolutely not. Pre-stimulus and pre-bailout federal spending was already way too high. You're not trying hard enough.
8. Should Congress create a "sunset" process to review and eliminated outdates, duplicative and wasteful federal programs?
NO. To hell with your "sunset process." Just eliminate them. No sunset. No process. Just end them now. Again - you're not trying hard enough.
9. Should we increase federal taxes to balance the budget?
It wont work. Giving a crack addict more crack is never the solution to the problem. Cut government to the point where you actually pay for it with the mountain of money you already collect.
10. Do you support ending taxpayer support for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the government mortgage giants that triggered our financial crisis?
Absolutely. And while you're at it, end government support for General Motors, Chrysler, Wall Street, corn farmers, General Electric. End it for everyone.
11. Do you support imposing a hiring freeze on federal employees (with an exception for combat troops and necessary security personnel)?
I'm getting a little tired of saying this but, "You're. Not. Trying. Hard. Enough." A freeze does nothing. Cut, Eliminate. Terminate. Whatever you want to call it. REDUCE the size of government. Freezing the size of government just preserves the problem. All those non-essential personnel who were going to be effected if there had been a government shut-down, get rid of the. They're non essential. The government can function without them.
PART 4. Keeping America Secure
12. Do you support the Obama Administration's decision to cut funding for intercontinental ballistic missile defense?
Well I suppose we could always wish that ICBMs didn't exist and that there were no people who had them who didn't like us. And we could wish for a pony too while we're at it. If there are ballistic missiles out there we should defend ourselves against them by any means possible.
13. Should captured foreign terrorists be given the same Constitutional rights as American citizens?
Yes, of course. Just as soon as they become American citizens.
14. Should Congress cut defense spending?
Congress should fully fund a complete and effective defense of the nation. If they can do with less money, great.
15. Should the Administration enforce tough sanctions against Iran to prevent them from acquiring a nuclear weapon?
Sure. Try it. The government had damned well better be prepared to do what is necessary when the sanctions fail.
16. Should the federal government work closely with state and local officials to tighten border security and enforce federal immigration laws?
It can't hurt. Just the idea of actually enforcing federal immigration laws is so unique it's refreshing.
PART 5 Reforming Congress
17. Do you support the Republican proposal to post all legislation online at least three days before a vote?
It's at least slightly better that "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it," but if Congress continues to put out two thousand page bills three days isn't enough. Maybe start with three days as a minimum with an automatic extension for the time for longer more complex legislation.
18. Do you support the Republican proposal to require all legislation to cite its authority in the Constitution?
Given how you people tend to distort and ignore the Constitution I don't see this as anything other than a political Potemkin Village designed to fool people into thinking anyone in Congress actually cares about Constitutional limits to federal authority.
PART 6 Lowering Energy Costs
(note: I don't think this is a problem that government should be addressing. They should focus on not making them higher through their idiotic "energy policies" and that would be enough.)
19. Do you favor opening federal land for environmentally friendly energy exploration to help create jobs, lower energy costs and reduce our dependence of foreign energy?
What I would favor is ending the ludicrous oil lease system and start auctioning off federal land. Then get the government out of the way and let companies develop the resources they own. I bet the proceeds from selling off chunks of ANWAR would take a nice chunk out of our national debt.
20. Should the federal government make it easier to expand nuclear energy production by reducing red tape?
Anything that involves reducing government I will support.
21. Do you support Democrat's "cap and trade" national energy tax that will drive up utility rates, and threaten family farms, small businesses and manufacturers?
No. this is just another attempt by government to use the tax code to control people's lives.
PART 7 Repealing and Replacing ObamaCare
22. Do you feel that quality affordable health care is readily available in your community?
Yes. and it would so much better and more affordable with less government involvement.
23. Do you believe the government should require every individual and family to purchase health insurance?
No. i believe the "mandate" is unconstitutional.
24. Do you support a full repeal of President Obama's health care law (Obamacare)?
If you think you can do it before the Supreme Court chucks it out, go for it.
25. Do you support medical liability reform to help curb junk lawsuits that drive up health care costs?
Yes. Anything to minimize the impact of government on individual lives.
26. Should Americans be permitted to shop for health care coverage across state lines - from coast to cost - regardless of which state they live in?
Permitted? Permitted. Up yours Mr. Speaker. Americans should be free to make their own health care decisions. We should be free to not buy health insurance if we choose not to. We should be free to buy the coverage we want from wherever we want.
PART 8. Defending American Values
(note: I believe values are a mater of individual choice. Members of Congress take an oath to defend the Constitution. Do that instead.)
27. Should taxpayers be forced to pay for abortion procedures as allowed under President Obama's health care law (ObamaCare)?
No. Just as I don't think taxpayers should be forced to pay for people's tonsillectomies, or angioplasty either.
28. Do you support President Obama's decision to create federal incentives for the destruction of living human embryos for research?
I don't support government incentives for anything. If embryonic research is truly offensive to "American Values" there will be no market for the results and it will not happen.
29. Do you support school choice programs that give parents the ability to send their children to the school of their choice, public, private or parochial?
I support anything that allows for increased individual liberty and individual responsibility.
PART 9 The 2012 Campaign
30. Do you believe that the Republican Party needs to work harder to reach out to grassroots voters to ensure the policies of our leaders reflect the concerns of our citizens?
I would rather that you simply stood by the principles you campaign on and not fold and the first sign that the Democrats and their media allies might say something bad about you. Like I said at the beginning, grow a pair and develop a spine.
31. Do you believe that the Democrats' liberal agenda of tax increases, massive spending on social welfare programs and a policy of retreat and standing down our troops in the war against Islamic extremism is the WRONG direction for our nation?
The real question Mr. Speaker is do you believe they are wrong? If you do, stand up and fight for what you believe is right. I would rather see you take on the Democrats and lose than try to spin a failure like your 2011 budget deal as a success.
And by the way, I'm not sending you any money.
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